Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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