porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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