About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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