Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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