She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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