I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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