So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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