Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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