stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
only you would photoshop your dick
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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