I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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