Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
only you would photoshop your dick
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize