its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Too much gin, very little bucket
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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