next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wish life had little blips of pornography
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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