Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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