at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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