Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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