would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Boobs speak an international language.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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