I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My liver just had a heart attack.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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