Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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