Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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