thus making me awesome and them whores
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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