IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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