Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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