So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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