At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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