let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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