if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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