Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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