i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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