When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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