My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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