what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
