Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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