Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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