Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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