The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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