What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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