WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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