better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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