Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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