Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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