We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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