ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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