rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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