My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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