sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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