As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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