I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
why is half of my head shaved?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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