I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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