Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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