Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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