He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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