I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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