Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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