He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...