I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit