singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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