I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.