i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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